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Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 11:35 am Profondo Rosso (1975)
Current Mood: okay
Current Music: Profondo Rosso - Goblin
What can I say about Dario Argento? I've always been of two minds about his work. On the one hand, he is one of the most visually striking auteurs out there. On the other hand, his movies often make little to no sense. Argento's best work was all done prior to the advent of DVD, when his films often came to the US in badly cut and dubbed versions, usually reframed for VHS by someone who didn't care enough to properly place his visuals in frame.

Profondo Rosso, retitled either Deep Red (the English translation) or The Hatchet Murders, is certainly no exception. Shorn of 25 minutes for its US release, the result is a somewhat muddled messy giallo. However, thanks to P2P and European distributors, I have finally seen the full 126-minute version.

Marc Daly (David Hemmings) is a jazz pianist living in Rome. One night, he witnesses the end of the murder of his downstairs neighbor, a psychic. But the police think he is the number one suspect, having found the body. With the help of a nosy reporter (Daria Nicolodi), he attempts to investigate the murder, but the killer always seems to be one step ahead of him. Every time he finds another link that will draw him closer to the solution, the killer casually knocks the link off before Marc can get to them. Will Marc solve the mystery before the police decide that he's the killer?

Profondo Rosso might be Argento's second best film, behind Suspiria. Compared to his later work, the plot makes a fair amount of sense, there are some good red herrings to keep you guessing until the end, and the performances are very good, particularly compared with some of Argento's later films. Hemmings conveys the feeling of someone who's just behind the plot very well, and Daria Nicolodi (Argento's longtime companion/collaborator) plays Nancy Drew quite well. Visually, the film is very striking, and the score by Goblin propels the film along rather well.

Overall, I'd say that as an introduction to Argento, it's probably better than Suspiria if for no other reason than that it makes more sense. If you do get the shorter cut, it's not so bad(provided you get the Blue Underground version and not the terrible public domain version), but if you can get a hold of the Euro version, so much the better. Highest recommendation.
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Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 07:45 pm The stupid, it BURNS!
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You know, because I'm posting this from my jail cell in the "guys who downloaded Super Hornio Brothers and scratchy Zappa bootlegs" section of the Piracy Prison.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jul. 3rd, 2009 @ 06:38 pm Holy Crap!
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Ladies, gentlemen, Republicans, your 2012 presidential candidate.

This should be fun.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 08:49 pm Very, very NSFW.
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You have been warned. (SubFab, you're going to want to click play.)

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Jul. 1st, 2009 @ 07:36 pm Fucking sad.
This is just goddamned depressing. It is the new millennium, right? Isn't this shit supposed to not be happening (so publicly) any more?
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 30th, 2009 @ 08:14 pm Interesting reading.
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Here, provided you're not too sick of Sarah Palin.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 30th, 2009 @ 06:23 pm TV News hits a new high.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 29th, 2009 @ 04:33 pm Posted without comment.
Current Mood: amused
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 27th, 2009 @ 10:54 pm Does it make me old...
that I refer to someone's new CD as a "record"?

Snippet of conversation today at Wal-Mart:

Me: I don't see the Jonas Brothers DVD yet.
L: Maybe it's not out yet. It's probably Tuesday.
Me: Yeah, maybe. Hey, here's their new record. (picks up CD)
L: It's a CD. They don't make records anymore.
Me: It's a record. An album. The CD's just how you get it.
L: Okay, Gramps.
Me: Hey, get off my lawn, you damn kids. (Okay, I didn't say that, but I could have.)
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 26th, 2009 @ 05:42 pm Posted without comment.
http://stereotypist.livejournal.com/131545.html
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 25th, 2009 @ 05:23 pm I guess if you've been around 28 years...
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that could be called on the verge.

(Probably suggested by some clean-cut 25-year-old buyer in Minneapolis who has no clue about, you know, actual music.)
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Jun. 25th, 2009 @ 05:06 pm You know,
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Just when I start thinking that maybe Laurene's right, and the Evangelicals aren't so bad, something like this shit comes along.

Seriously, people, WTF? You can't pray the gay away, no matter how much you try.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jun. 24th, 2009 @ 07:51 pm Posted without comment.
SomethingPositive.net
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May. 2nd, 2009 @ 11:47 pm Well, that was brief.
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One spectacular punch and Ricky Hatton is done. DONE. Meat. Never going to be the same fighter again, never going to be anything other than a solid, good fighter, a guy who built up a record against good, not great competition and lost to two far superior fighters. Pacquiao was simply too good, too fast, too dominant for Hatton, who couldn't get it going.

I can't wait for Pacquiao-Mayweather.
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Laura Nyaah!
May. 1st, 2009 @ 04:50 pm Why do I feel like this is something [info]suburbfabulous would do?
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Current Music: Snake Pusher - Ice T vs. Audio Bullys
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Mar. 23rd, 2009 @ 05:47 pm Things that rule, part 37 million.
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Hotei
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Mar. 22nd, 2009 @ 03:02 pm I love supermarket random DVD dump bins.
Current Music: This Charming Man - The Smiths
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Found in a dump bin in the Newington Price Chopper.

Other selections included The Day After (yes, the nuke war movie) paired with The Learning Curve (a lightweight teen thriller); and High Season (British romantic comedy) and a disc of episodes of the Miss Spider cartoon series. But this one was the capper.

(To be fair, they also did have a 2-pack of Doom and The Rundown, but that was the only one that made ANY sense.)
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Feb. 5th, 2009 @ 05:54 pm My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Godzilla vs. Hedora
Hollywood has been accused for years of being out of ideas, and the horror genre is certainly no exception. Almost without exception lately, the only way you're getting a horror film into the theaters is if you're a sequel or a remake. In the last few months, we've seen remakes of Korean films (Mirrors and The Uninvited) and the latest in the Saw franchise. And upcoming, among others, are remakes/reboots of Friday The 13th, Last House On The Left(which, of course, was itself a remake of a Bergman film), Hellraiser, and Piranha(which has already been remade once). Seemingly, no one wants to make an original horror film anymore, at least not to get to the theaters anyway.

I could say I wonder why they chose to remake My Bloody Valentine, but it's not surprising, given some of the other stuff they've remade, that they'd eventually get to it. The original film is a mid-level 80's slasher, with some entertaining deaths, primarily known for its miner-suited killer, but it's obscure enough that the average moviegoer who is the target audience probably hasn't seen it.

Right out of the gate, it must be said: This movie wouldn't be anywhere near as cool or interesting if it weren't for the fairly spectacular 3-D effects. Right from the Lionsgate logo, the 3-D is an integral part of the experience, as we watch a series of newspaper articles that come to life, filling us in on the backstory. An accident in a Pennsylvania mine leads to the murder of 6 miners by Harry Warden, who killed the others to conserve his air. Warden spends a year in a coma, and when he comes out, he goes on a murderous (and spectacularly gory) rampage, killing 22 people before being shot by police as he faces down his intended target, Tom Hanniger, the son of the mine's owner, who may be responsible for the mine accident.

Ten years later, Tom returns to a very hostile reception from the townsfolk, who resent the fact that he is selling the mine. He attempts to reunite with his former girlfriend, now married to his former friend, who is now the sheriff and who is none too thrilled to see Tom. Unfortunately for Tom, his return coincides with the apparent return from the dead of Harry Warden, who begins to slaughter the people around Tom, making him look extremely suspicious. Will Tom stop the murders and clear his name while coming to terms with the people he left behind and the ten-year gap in his life, or is he the person going around in a miner's suit killing his former friends?

I have to say that I enjoyed this movie way more than I expected to, and that probably owes as much to the spectacular Real-D 3D effects as anything else. Harry Warden's pickaxe seems to constantly be jumping off the screen, and there are some exceptional 3-D gore effects. But the 3-D is about depth as much as it is about throwing stuff at you, and an early sequence surveying the after-effects of Harry's hospital rampage is that much more effective when you see all of the carnage that he has caused. The plot is fairly straightforward, but the killer is not completely obvious, and you'll be guessing right up until the final 10 minutes or so. The cast is decent, if not spectacular, and it's always nice to see Tom Atkins getting work.

Overall, I'd recommend this, but see it in the theater in 3-D if you can. I have a feeling it won't play the same on DVD.
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Laura Nyaah!
Jan. 20th, 2009 @ 07:54 pm Did something important happen today?
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I missed it if it did. After all, it was just another working day on Chapel Street. Inventory day in the warehouse of Large Communications Provider, nothing to write home about.

Anyone seen my stimulus? I thought I was getting a big check today.

/sarcasm
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Laura Nyaah!
Jan. 14th, 2009 @ 05:52 pm Bad day for the geek squad.
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Khan and Number 6, R.I.P.
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